|Instruments of Satan|
Anyway, cavaletti. The point of this rant and the bane of my existence. For some reason these dinky little white poles supported on x's rattle my cage something fierce. Despite the fact that they are only a foot off the ground I feel compelled to ride down to them as if they were a 4' oxer. Prone to overthinking and overdoing, much? Guilty as charged.
The jumping portion of our last lesson started with my trainer asking me to canter in a circle over two cavaletti, one set at 12 o'clock, one at 6 o'clock. (First of all, my circle was more like an oblong.
Did I mention I sucked at geometry, too?)
I totally chipped the first one, leaning so far up Indy's neck my chin rested on his poll. "No worries, kid! You'll nail the next one," I told myself. Nope. Chipped that one, too. And the next one. And the one after that. And the one after that.
Indy, bless his heart, soldiered through without comment. My trainer did not.
"Amy, stop leaning at him."
"You leaned at him again."
"If you continue coming at it like a freight train and then climb up his neck you're always going to chip."
Leaves long, like from a mile away. Just for the sake of variety
"Amy, it's not even a real jump, it's a canter stride! Just find a rhythm and let him canter over it. Stop trying to find a distance."
I felt like this...
When we stopped for a breather Indy looked back at me and his look clearly said, "Ma, just sit there. Do nothing. Enjoy the scenery. I got this. If we do it your way we'll be here all night."
It took 8 hours (or at least it felt like it was that long) before I finally got two of them correct. HUZZAH!!! Sound the trumpets! My trainer wisely decided to call that portion of the lesson a wrap.
After that we built up to jumping courses. Which went pretty well. Apparently I can't jump anything 1' high set on a circle, but can jump things that are 2' - 2'6"and set at different points around the ring (For the most part. We had a couple of whoopsies). Indy and I even ROCKED an inside turn back to some planks. We weren't supposed to do the inside turn, we were supposed to do a roll back. Small GPS issue brought on by on-course brainfart. The fact that we weren't actually supposed to do it was probably way it went so well.
So you know how a couple posts ago I made a joke about Indy's show name being changed to Dickhead? Well, it looks like my new nickname is gonna be "Chip."
I can hear it now: "Now entering the ring, Dickhead, owned and shown by Chip Vodraska."