What You Won't See Me Wearing Around the Barn...

Slow night around my house. Kids and I watched the FTI Charity Challenge on the USEF Network and when they hit the rack I just cruised around the internet for a while.  Not sure where I found these equestrian fashion statements, but hope I can find them again when I'm in need of a good giggle.  The thought of parading myself down to the barn in any of these breeches sends me into fits. 

Seriously, some people can pull the following looks off.  I am simply not one of them.

In the Happy Gilmore Goes Riding Category...

Mango Is a Fruit. 'Nuff Said...

  

Red Stripe is a Beer, Not a Breech....

 When You Want Your Ass To Look Like An Awning...

And my personal favorite:

I'm the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

  
I guess the good thing about this pair is that if you wear them during hunting season, you'll decrease your odds of getting shot.