Saturday, February 19, 2011

What You Won't See Me Wearing Around the Barn...

Slow night around my house. Kids and I watched the FTI Charity Challenge on the USEF Network and when they hit the rack I just cruised around the internet for a while.  Not sure where I found these equestrian fashion statements, but hope I can find them again when I'm in need of a good giggle.  The thought of parading myself down to the barn in any of these breeches sends me into fits. 

Seriously, some people can pull the following looks off.  I am simply not one of them.

In the Happy Gilmore Goes Riding Category...


Mango Is a Fruit. 'Nuff Said...


  

Red Stripe is a Beer, Not a Breech....




 When You Want Your Ass To Look Like An Awning...



And my personal favorite:

I'm the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!


  
I guess the good thing about this pair is that if you wear them during hunting season, you'll decrease your odds of getting shot.

4 comments:

  1. I love this quote!

    "I guess the good thing about this pair is that if you wear them during hunting season, you'll decrease your odds of getting shot."

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  2. These breeches make my eyes hurt, but I will read more blog posts.... ouch!!!

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  3. Oh my goodness, those are awful! I do believe they may have even beat out all of those polyester fashion faux pas I remember from the 70's (which is really saying something ;o)

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  4. I can't imagine where you found breeches this bad!

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