My daughter has a horse show tomorrow and as you know, that means a less than ideal alarm clock setting. It also meant a last minute stop at Dover as the child is growing like a weed and we needed a show shirt and new gloves, STAT!
The hubby is not happy. I get it, nobody enjoys spending money like it's going out of style. Nobody likes getting up at o'dark hundred either, especially on a weekend. (Then again, maybe somebody shouldn't have stayed so late at Poker Night. Just saying...)
So that gave me inspiration for more Equestrian Hugh Jackman. Enjoy! Lord knows I did!
You know, I'm starting to feel like old food. Just a bit past the old Sell By date, you know? Mostly I'm okay with it. I can deal with the wrinkles, the crappy eyesight, the fact that I could have given birth to most of the people I work with. I can handle the fact that my legs look like a road map and certain parts have migrated in a distinctly southerly direction. Think Southern Hemisphere. Chile, perhaps. Or Argentina. But I digress.
That's another thing. I can deal with my mind going. I can. What I can't seem to deal with is the creaky, ouchy, gimpy, EVERYTHING FREAKING HURTS part of getting older. Seriously, between the messed up back, the wrecked shoulder and the muscle spasms just about everywhere, I'm about a nanosecond away from being humanely put down!
I just took a good gander at what it takes to get me through a day and darn near passed out. Ice pack, TENS Unit, Ben Gay lotion, Ben Gay patches, Tiger Balm, various pharmaceutical assistance in the form of NSAIDs and muscle relaxants, heating pad, and um, yeah, WINE.
While I was having a bit of an internal meltdown over this, the husband came in and asked my plans for getting the kids to their activities and oh by the way, what was for dinner? (Why do they always do this at the precise moment it's least safe for them to do so? Why? ) For some reason this got me thinking of what I'd REALLY wish he'd say, which got me thinking about the whole Equestrian Ryan Gosling/Equestrian Ryan Reynolds thing. Which is great, but you know, both of them are a bit young for me, and while I'm all for the whole Mrs. Robinson thing, what I'd really like is a mature, family oriented, relationship-stable gorgeous dude who totally understood the horse thing as well as all the other crap I have going on in my life.
Hello Friends of AWIP! Hope this finds you well and not succumbing to the February Blahs. Part two of my Sinead Halpin clinic recap was originally posted on Horse Junkies United, but for ease of use, if you haven't seen it there (And why ever not? There's a TON of great stuff there!) I'm making it available for you here. :)
Part One of this clinic recap discussed the Five Rider Responsibilities (1. Direction, 2. Speed, 3. Rhythm, 4.Balance, and 5. Distance/Timing) and left off with the riders coming down a line of crossrails and either testing their control of Direction and Speed by riding a bending line to a set of flower boxes, or working on the rider’s balance and Rhythm by coming around the corner and riding a straight line over another set of flower boxes.
The next part of the exercise had the riders really focusing on Direction by incorporating all 3 crossrails – the first one, the offset one on the quarterline, and the last one (formerly the second element of the line).
Sinead encouraged the riders to show the horse which way to go by using an opening rein and by pushing him over with the outside rein against the neck. The riders were told to think of this as an exercise in “Line over Speed.”
By the way, just as an aside, when I say Sinead encouraged, I mean she ENCOURAGED. Sinead is an immensely positive and enthusiastic instructor. Her excitement when a rider achieves a goal is palpable. Her enthusiasm and humor contributed to extremely relaxed riders, which, to my way of thinking, makes learning easier and promotes retention.
Finally, Sinead asked the riders to put all the learning and the Rider Responsibilities together.
This meant an exercise that consisted of coming into the first crossrail at a trot and cantering the second two crossrails, and coming back to a trot through the corners to test the horse’s ability to listen (Speed). The riders then came back up the angled flower boxes and continued up the bending line to the crossrail line, then around the far end and down the long side to the double crossrails.
This course tested the riders ability to set the Direction of travel, tell the horse which Speed to travel at, maintain a selected Rhythm and stay in Balance, and finally, Timing.
Although it was a very small course, it required a lot of precision, and it was immediately apparent that if something went wrong early in the course (ie. the rider lost the horse’s shoulders or could not maintain Speed) it was going to be apparent later on in the course unless fixed immediately.
I found it easy to make the connection to my own experiences in show jumping. I’ve ridden many a round where a small bobble in the early part of the course (maybe I didn’t balance her up enough to get the lead change quickly enough) resulted in things getting strung out and a rail down.
Sinead made certain that each rider and horse combination finished the exercise and the clinic on a positive not, and then recapped each rider’s takeaways with them, along with suggestions for future practice.
Just for fun, I’m going to recap a few of my favorite Sinead-isms:
Pongo telling Sinead he'd be great as her next Rolex ride.
1. “Survival is always the number one expectation!” As someone with fear issues, I can related to this. This was said amidst much laughter, and the context here was a discussion on timing — why you needed to fix little problems as they crop up because they would turn into bigger problems later on course. We were all having a bit of a giggle as Sinead was telling a rider she needed to spend less time congratulating herself for making it over the fence in one piece, and more time recovering and dealing with any issues. Seems most adult ammies can relate to this “I made it!” behavior.
2. “The worst thing you can do 3 strides before the fence is take the horse’s attention away from the fence. When you’re rounding the turn, you should already be in your rhythm, not still having a conversation with your horse.” I am sooooooo guilty of this I am hanging my head in shame as I write this. Bad Amy, BAD!
3. “The only way to practice WHOA is to GO.”
4. “Be a lowlife. You have to lower your balance through your hips and into your heels.”
5. “Stop focusing on the front rail of that fence and just focus on your rhythm and the horse’s breath.” This was said to a rider whose horse was an audible blower, and Sinead was telling her to use that as a tool to establish and maintain a rhythm to the fence.
6. “Pick a rhythm, and then relax into it.”
7. “Sometimes when you’re schooling just jump a jump, and then flat, then jump another jump, and then flat again. Do this until a jump isn’t a big deal. Some riders and horses tend to carry baggage from fences 1 & 2 around the course. This will help that.” I love this one, as I am a veritable Bag Lady when it comes to carrying baggage around a course, and need to get jumping to the point where it’s a non-event.
If you are ever lucky enough to come across the opportunity to take a clinic with Sinead Halpin, DO IT! You will come out feeling positive about yourself, your riding, and your horse, and with a good plan for going forward. Additionally, if you’re in the NYC metro area, you might want to keep abreast of the goings on at Bow Brickhill Stables, as they frequently host clinics with guest clinicians like Peter & Mark Leone, Jimmy Torano, and Frank Madden. Head rider/trainer Tik Maynard ( a native of Vancouver, Canada and currently long listed for the Canadian eventing team) also offers Winter Training Sessions on a regular basis.
The girls at the barn and I were having a good giggle/drool session over the phenomenon that is Equestrian Ryan Gosling and my blogging buddy Marissa's hysterical riff on it, Equestrian Ryan Reynolds.
I'm guessing Sug was paying attention and thought there needed to be some eye candy/fantasy material of the equine sort, because I came home to this:
Dear Mom,
I heard what you and your friends were saying tonight, and you know, you gals aren't the only ones who dream about gorgeous studs who say the right thing at the right time. So, here's a little something for all the mares out there...
Many thanks to Marissa for the inspiration, and to Sarah Dee and the girls from Dover Saddlery, Branchburg NJ, for the assist -- Bryn, the Jolly Ball comment is a riot!
