I'm guessing Sug was paying attention and thought there needed to be some eye candy/fantasy material of the equine sort, because I came home to this:
Dear Mom,
I heard what you and your friends were saying tonight, and you know, you gals aren't the only ones who dream about gorgeous studs who say the right thing at the right time. So, here's a little something for all the mares out there...
Many thanks to Marissa for the inspiration, and to Sarah Dee and the girls from Dover Saddlery, Branchburg NJ, for the assist -- Bryn, the Jolly Ball comment is a riot!
Ha!! I love it. Sug has my sense of humor. Too funny.
ReplyDelete@ Marissa - Imititation/flattery and all that! Sug felt the Ryan's had been done to perfection, and it was time to do an homage to her kind of man!
ReplyDeleteOh boy... Tucker saw this and now he's ALL upset. He thought that he and Sug really had a connection and told me he thought she was The One. Now he says he's never going to live up to her ideals. He's practically inconsolable, the poor heartsick dear. What to tell him?
Deleteomg hilarious!! loved it!
ReplyDeleteWell well Sug, you trashy mare you.
ReplyDelete@ Karen -- Thanks! Sug's glad you liked it :)
ReplyDeleteHi Emme! I read your comment to Sug and she wanted to say a little something:
ReplyDeleteDear Emme: Thanks so much for reading AWIP. I know my Mom has really enjoyed becoming friends with you through this little journey of ours. Please say 'Hi" to Pippi for me. I'd really like to meet her one day. Anyways, just wanted to say that as a mare of a certain age, and a mother of 3, I think a mare's entitled to a little fantasy every now and again. I mean, if you human gals get to have Equestrian Ryan Gosling, well, it's only fair for the equine ladies to have a little something to dream about, right? Love, Sug
OMG! That is absolutely fabulous!.... LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! And my Sug is all about Judgement ISF...
ReplyDeleteMarissa- Sug wanted me to let you know to tell Tucker that this is a parody of famous people and horses and has absolutely no context or connection in our reality. She's actually quite surprised he's taking it so badly, since he never bothered calling her after their first and only date...
ReplyDeleteI'll pass it along, I'm sure it will make him feel a bit better. Oh and he wants her to know that he tried to call, text, and email, but he doesn't have thumbs, so the whole effort was a complete failure.
DeleteOh Sug, as a single lady mare, I will not even fault you if your fantasies became reality. As always I stand in awe of any woman, equine or otherwise, that takes charge and goes after her desires. Dream on, Sug, Dream on.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind seeing Brad Pitt bend over and .........clean out Pippi's hooves. Put his very strong hands around my............mucking fork and clean her stall. Or stretch his arms down and reach for...........the girth to tighten it for me. Oh wow. I'm a little breathless.......
"Girl ---- you're soooooo sexy when you're on the bit".... I'm going to try that line on Jenny when she walks in the door tonight after working all day. Is that a good idea?
ReplyDelete@Bob - Only if she's truly "on the bit." If she's just forced into a frame, well then, that's not sexy at all. ;)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA this is hilarious! Love it!!!
ReplyDeletehey girl....i like the way you rolll...
ReplyDelete@imsoawesome - HAHA! I love it! Wish you'd been around when I was trying to come up with these. :)
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