Over The Hill Hunter Jumpers

I wish I could say that I came up with this all on my own, but sadly my genius lies more in imitation than in actual creation.  A few of my eventing friends have been sharing the Over the Hill Eventing version on Facebook. I believe it originated on Eventing Nation, which is home to numerous witty equestrians.  My friends challenged me to create a Hunter Jumper version and, well, here you go!

Note - I changed the beverage of choice from tequila to wine. The reason for the change was not because Hunter Jumpers are too highfalutin' and foo-foo to drink tequila.  Nothing could be further from the truth. 

Rather, this particular Hunter Jumper can't drink tequila.  It's that simple.  Nothing good has ever happened when tequila and I have gotten together.  Wine, however, is a different story.  If you are a regular AWIP reader, you know I am a fan of the grape. 

Thus, my knock-off, my addiction beverage of choice. :) Thanks for reading, and feel free to share!