Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Trainer Translations...

Found this gem on Facebook today, and howled.  Just laughed until I was incontinent.  I think I've heard my trainer say most of these.

Hope you get a kick out of it!


4 comments:

  1. Great - I just wrote a blog about how our Trainer gave us hope and you hit me with this? Seriously? I posted it, and then came over to see what you were up to. sails are windless now, thanks a lot LADY!! LOL

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  2. Oh no! Whoops! My bad, Emme. Perhaps we should coordinate weather reports each morning so I don't de-wind your sails in the future. If I say this is mostly geared to the Eventing crowd, will it make it a bit better? LOL

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  3. These are great. One of my jump trainers used to pat the horse on the neck and say 'what a nice horse' when what she meant was that you had screwed up so bad she couldn't believe any horse could manage to save your ass.

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  4. @Barbara - OMG, that's priceless!!! THANK YOU for sharing that!

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